Two-Faced Assilisk

Concept: “Birthed from 𝕳𝕰𝕽 anus. Cast into the public toilets of Bergen Chrypt. Patron of paladins and other assholier-than-thou antagonists.”
Content: An alternative demi-basilisk
Writing: Provides parodic lore and tables of demands and consequences for not meeting those demands
Art/design: Components visually delineated on discrete scraps of paper; gratuitous basilisk butthole
Usability: Don’t