Awful Pets

Concept: “Tired of plain old pets? Well, step right up to this completely legitimate establishment.”
Content: 8 basilisk friends for you to take home (or to a fun dungeon)
Writing: A veritable blender of sarcasm, irony, and overt humor—a fun read
Art/design: Could easily be a full-page ad in The Dying Land Gazette
Usability: Generate your own basilisk in only 3 rolls